12" Sitting Ted

Zum Blockbuster "Ted 2" kommt diese flauschig-weiche und fluchende Plüschfigur des titelgebenden Teddy-Bärs! Sie ist ca. 30 cm groß, bewegt auf Knopfdruck ihren Mund und gibt folgende Sätze von sich:

- I love our gun dog baby family.
- Newsflash, Boston whore has seen Italian Penis.
- You will not wreck this night with your forced white people group fun.
- 2 League MVP’s, 4 SuperBowl Rings, guaranteed 1st Ballot Hall of Famer. Now lets give him a hand job into this cup.
 - Wow, you make history come alive.
- Well that was back when she was rowwr and before she was who-hoa!
 - We dont' know any lawyers, all our friends make sandwiches.
- I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.
- I gotta post this. Hashtag _Grrr, Mondays.
- We could totally be lawyers.
- Its always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.
- Ahh s’cuz me, where’s your non-jerk off bathroom?
- Piss off, I don’t want to get any jizz on me!
- That felt smooth, really smooth.
- That’s what you get for fuckin’ excersizin’!

- Englische Version!