24" Ted talking plush Unrated

Straight from the blockbuster »ted« comes this 60cm tall plush figure of the soft, cuddly and cursing teddy bear!

The Talking Ted plush figure features the following 5 phrases from the Ted movie:

- "Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of
  the stuffing in the wrong places so I´m - I´m a little f@!#ed up, but will
  you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I´m just kidding you!
  I thought it´d be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded."

- "You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?"
  "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good!
  Now I´m gonna stuff my f@!#in´ face with Pepperidge Farm."

- "Well you never should´ve trusted me. I´m on drugs!"

- "Alright c´mon, let´s sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of
  thunder, don´t you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say
  these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#.
  You can´t get me, Thunder, ´cause you´re just God´s farts
  (makes fart noise)."

- "Oh f@!# that. It´s been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together
  for 27 years. Where´s my ring, huh? Where´s my ring, @!#hole?
  Where´s my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#!
  C´mon!"

Please note: You can not change the batteries in Ted as they are irreplaceable. They should last about 3,000 hits.